MING and STRIPEY

a view of my desk
yes i’m a rather busy events executive
ahem! yes!

Wii House of the Dead

Wii Table Tennis

睡着的大提琴
安静的
旧旧的

Exam Results

OpsMgtFB D+
e-BusHT B
DestnP&D D
MICE P
LdgSysOp F
APEL3 P

i swear i haven gotten results this bad before
and i always tell ppl
that its impossible
to fail poly
and i had never failed a single subject

but i deserve it
for not attending school
and not doing my work

just when my last results finally got better
this time GPA really drop below 2 already
very sian
i juz wanna fuck off from TP

goodbye diploma with merit

after my lesson on the misuse of
the very often misused “kanina”
here’s the follow up..

[IMPROPER USE OF HOKKIEN - lesson 2]

word of the day: AI ZAI
definition: must be steady, be cool
example: hey brother, ai zai just tell the girl you like her

misusage: wa– you very ai zai leh! we ai zai one!

WRONG! “zai” and “ai zai” has two different meaning
the word “ai” means 要 (must)
remember kids, dun misuse it again
speak hokkien with grace and accuracy

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7.5hr to start of my intership
anyways liwei made me this:

u cannot buy from any recipe shop
its my good luck charm for playing DotA

[RESULTS]

not bad
we managed to 2 versus 4N again
without breaking sweat

and a zero-death record
in the next 2 versus 2 match
with a challenger, GodofBattles
who isn’t exactly close to godly

[CONCLUSION]
1. James is GAY
don’t play against him
(and he owes me one tower)
2. Liwei amulet works
next time she can open one secret shop in DotA
selling lucky DotA charm amulets
3. I haven slept
i’m going work in 2 hours time
jelly’s gonna nag again
but i’m gonna say

“AI ZAI..”
***this is the correct way to use it

went to tamp interchange alone
1. to change back Sing-dollars
2. do some cash deposit
3. check if new One Piece is out
4. do some postage

5. make payments for my CASIO spree


baobao’s best fren from HaiSing Sec - Bryant

did some video planning

6. was waiting for my haircut
playing my NBA LIVE
when i heard an old favourite
“nobody wanna see us together
but it don’t matter, no
cos i got you..”

7. saw joanne at the medical hall next door
reading newspaper in home clothes
wanted to say ‘hi’ after my haircut
but she disappeared already
so i tot i could stock-up some TCM


8. paid my NEA FINE - $200/-

9. bought my favourite
i love carrot juice

bumped into Joel on his way to chalet
look at my new toot-toot hair

10. wanted to redeem my winnings
but it was past 7pm already

11. new members of the family - 4 corys
2 black 2 white
$1.50 each

purpose is to add more fishes for Hoshi and Tsuki to murder
no la, it serves 3 purpose
A. To reduce tension in the tank
B. To confuse territorial in the tank
C. To eat my Blood Parrot’s shit

so when i say
“Hey, you’re such a cute Cory!”
dun be too happy
i actually meant
“hey, you are a shit/poop eater!”
my intent is
“i wanna poop in your mouth”
(nothing to do with 2 girls 1 cup)

***The name Corydoras is derived from the Greek kory (helmet) and doras (skin).

my happy anni mrs pancakes is still sleeping
zZzZzZz

more things to be done:
1. cut fingernails
2. buy new lighter
3. transfer money to ken
4. transfer money to wen
5. transfer money to adrian
6. finish watching Special A
7. finish watching Sekirei
8. finish making my HARDER mv
9. finish reading Love Entrepreneur
10. finish reading Grimm’s Fairy Tales
11. finish reading Holy Bible
12. re-read Satanic Bible
13. visit Tamp IKEA

Great Ball of Fire - Mr. Sun
i love the morning view from my room

my new video timeline

i seriously never saw this before
the sign on the left
weird

i swear one day
i’ll make james shave his legs, dress up as a girl and wear make-up
he’ll look so chio
he’ll be my Project Xiao Kerx II

i swear this looks tasty
it reads FRUITILICIOUS
juicy fruity
with vitamin E and grapeseed oil
miam miam

HOT STUFF on SRJC website
no la, not hot at all
its a rather cui photo of Jelly
can feel diarhoea coming out of my nose
(did i just said that? hhaha..)

APOLOGIES
to those outings i din turn up for
was really too dead tired
after playing too much DotA
sorry sorry really sorry

TONSON & NONSON [distance: 48] i will not be derided! says:
anyway i got a question for u

unknown says:
wad

TONSON & NONSON [distance: 48] i will not be derided! says:
can u blush?

unknown says:
means?

TONSON & NONSON [distance: 48] i will not be derided! says:
like u paisey, ur face will red/hot?

unknown says:
nope
why

TONSON & NONSON [distance: 48] i will not be derided! says:
cos u indian
hahha juz kidding

unknown says:
no la knn

P/S: unknown is Jeganesan s/o Arichina
and he looks like Super Mario

tsuki sleeps like a dead fish
floating around the tank
and he doesn’t move his fins, mouth and GILLS

look at hoshi - he got evil eyes
when he goes chew on his sleeping dead friend
tsuki will jump in shock
and swim around the tank like a mad fish
splashing water all over the place

a long awaited meet-up wit Lester the Pig
talk about policies and my fiscal policies

jelly says “boring!”

my fav dish from the prata shop
Nasi Goreng Ayam Thai

Unforgivable

Supper/Breakfast
finally i remembered to eat my pork porridge
shiok on a cold rainy day

如恩：“老师，我要吃板面！”
translation: Ru’en raises her hand “teacher, i would like to have some noodles”

i used to love eating this biscuit
miam miam

13 hours of non-stop DotA

i love this picture
it pleases me to no end

my laptop like to switch off my display driver by itself
having blackouts and all
ping-ing me to windows
and when i come back i dc from the game
above: killing spree wit brood mother already T_T

Travex = Unstoppable

hee.. i just have to post this again
its hilarious
and i know someone who has the EXACT same bedsheets as me

pek chek
i suck at DotA