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Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Destination A - Always Be My Baby
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NIN AH BU EH CHEE BYE!

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
NIN AH BU EH CHEE BYE!
wat the fuck are you trying to do?
you really owe everyone an explanation!
if not, dun ever let me see you in this life.
i see you one time, i beat the fuckin shit out of you one time

first you fucked me upside down
take away the most important thing in my life
make me lose myself and act a fool

then you take away my friends one after another
you fucking chee bye!

now you wanna take away my friend’s wife
they just got married last year
and this morning you send his wife to death sentence?
wat the fuck are you trying to do?

if there’s anything you want
just take it from me
put the pain and blame on me

why dun u just take my fren away?
why do you have to torment my friends like that?

i demand an explanation now, God!
if not i’ll fuck you up
fuck you up so bad
you fucking chee bye!

p/s: all saturday evening 7:30pm wake
please reschedule if anyone is meeting me


Someday I’ll fly
Someday I’ll soar

DAY ZERO - finale

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
DAY ZERO - finale


youngsters now of days - expensive flip flops
tsk tsk tsk..


notice me and wilson got the same model laptop?
mine’s 6400, he’s is 640M
it looks exactly the same, only difference is the size
I’m doing my Lodging Project by the way..


took me 3 seconds to decide that i wan a cheeseburger
missed it so much - the warm melty cheese over the beef patty
how can it not be my favourite McDonalds’ burger?


LAN again - Battlefield 2
Look at my puffy eyes, i din cry
was pretty ill

look at me, wilson and aloy
we look very ah beng, but we’re actually very nerdy and decent


look! nobody on the bus except me and the bus driver~~
if you see somebody, you’re seeing things
actually you wun, cos the ghost is at right behind you now!

message from wilson:
Hey. you take a good care. know that i will always be there.
ill be there for you
this 5 words i swear to you. *out the lyrics*

today is DAY ZERO

a lot of people dun understand wat i mean when i blog DAY 1,2,3 etc
DAY 1 is Monday, DAY 5 is Friday - understand?
wilson asked me 3 times already: then why got DAY 8?
a lot of people dun read my blog carefully. i mentioned it in the post
OPEN YOUR EYES!
so why is today DAY ZERO?
cos i’ll be going somewhere over the hills and far away
where teletubbies come to play
i’m gonna miss every tear i dropped
i’m gonna miss every bit of pain i felt
i’m gonna miss the "M"
i’m gonna miss everyone caring for me
i’m gonna miss people sayin "MING you need to eat more"
i’m gonna miss people sayin "MING you ok?"
the most bitter, yet most beautiful part of my 24yr old journey
from tomorrow onwards i will be caring for others
i will bring the calm
tomorrow i will close my eyes
tomorrow i will fly, tomorrow i will soar
tomorrow i will travel the seven seas
tomorrow i will be gone
lets go, wilson!
please dun abandon the ship
i wan to belong
FIN
p/s: be safe, be good, be healthy, be careful, be nice to your parents
my number is 90374050 - if you need anything
sms me before i lose reception

Someday I’ll fly
Someday I’ll soar

DAY 3 - Different Dimension?

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
DAY 3 - Different Dimension?
it almost seem i’m at the same place
but a different time, a different dimension
how to explain?
hmmm..
saw a crow eating a road kill rat early in the morning
not a good sign to start a day, right?
this irritating Engine bastard
the bus was so crowded, he refuse to move in
so inconsiderate!
8am - MICE Test
i have no idea wats going on cos i din study for it
just crap my way through
breakfast with wilson
nasi lemak across the street
just like gathering with H08 a year ago

Chilled wit wilson at a playground
talked a lot of crap
last year i started sch with new flip flops as well
same brand, only it was green

wilson trying to impress me wit his guitar talents
oh please
we sang The Calling - Wherever You Will Go
PS2 - Man U vs Arsenal
of cos i used Arsenal
and that stupid wilson was wearing his Man U jersey to increase his Reds Power
won me 3-1
Newcastle vs Barcelona
final score 8-0
jeez, how bad am i at soccer games
wilson said i was laughing throughout the game like a madman
he never seen me laugh so much and so hard before since he knew me
played wit his guitar when he was bathing, secretly
i do know some songs that i dun let others know
only played them for special occassions
usually i just act like i dunno guitar
we played WWE wrestling
it was quite funny
till i began to feel very sick and feverish

must be the rain yesterday
haven fell sick for a very very long time
it kinda make me feel like i’m actually alive
you know how Life numbs you sometimes
and i’m quite used to the gastric
so this is something rare to me
ran in the rain again
and i had duck rice for lunch
wilson wanted to play Scratch & Win
so we both bought 5 each and played at the void deck
Photohunt - try to spot how much i won
bought 5 tickets and won $6
but it isn’t about winning la
so i exchanged the winnings for 6 more tickets
and i won $2
so in total i lost $3
for the 20 min of fun
not really fun la actually, but it was fun spending time wit wilson
ran in the rain back to school
Lodging tutorial
Miss Quah gave us M&Ms and mashmallows! =)
but i was too sick to enjoy it
most of the time i was lying on the table trying to participate
Look at the nonsense me, wilson and chin wrote
Q) Write a simple P&P entry for Rooms Division: "Escorting of New Arrivals"
A) Kinky talk, On Music, Dim Light, Light Scented Candles, Fill Bathtub w Water
we purposely mistook the question for wat a Social Escort will do..
damn nasty!
Miss Quah approached me and ask me if i’m ok
i told her i’ll go see a doctor later (yea right!)
then she told me apart from that am i alright
i thought for a while - oh that! how did she know?
i said "ya sure– not ok also have to be ok!"
showing her my 坚强 handsign
she told me if i need to talk can go to her
a year ago i spoke to daniel chia, heeded his advice
tried my best also end up like that
i already give in to fate and Dee Dee already
no one’s advice can help me anymore
and i dun need any
but thanks anyway
then she told me one of the two videos that caused an upstir last year
surfaced again - 6 Things to Do During a Boring Lecture
i think i accidentally uploaded it again
and how did she know so quickly when there were only 37 views
未免太厉害了吧
About the same time last year i got into trouble wit this video
cos i filmed my Accounting lecturer
Also about the same time last year i got into some smoking issues with Quah
this year with Shawn Trip
Is it coincidence?
Or is it predestined that i will soon meet someone again
fall in love again
and fall into hell again?
Or am i just too sensitive with life?
Cos this time i know, Life wun just let me die like that!
it needs to play some tricks on me
hiding in some corner ready to pounce on me
look at my font-size 6 girlie handwriting
haven seen it for a long long time
kinda missed it =)
got SIP interview tomorrow
hope the company wun mind a sick guy
coming in disoriented, sniffing on a tissue
if they do then Take it Away, Dee Dee!
i repeat one academic year lor.. HAPPY?
are you H-A-P-P-Y?
(somewhere in my memories, there’s a song for this.. i think)
now i’m feeling so much better already
walked a thousand miles bare-footed and bleeding
i know i can’t just close my eyes
pretend nothing happened
and start a new life somewhere
for the very last time
i take a slow deep respectful breath in
and let it all out

Someday I’ll fly
Someday I’ll soar

The Calling - Wherever You Will Go

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

So lately, been wondering
Who will be there to take my place
When I’m gone you’ll need love to light the shadows on your face
If a great wave shall fall and fall upon us all
Then between the sand and stone could you make it on your own.

CHORUS:
If I could, then I would
I’ll go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low, I’ll go wherever you will go

And maybe, I’ll find out
A way to make it back someday
To watch you, to guard you, through the darkest of your days
If a great wave shall fall and fall upon us all
Well then I hope there’s someone out there
who can bring me back to you

CHORUS
If I could, then I would
I’ll go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low, I’ll go wherever you will go

Run away with my heart
Run away with my hope
Run away with my love

I know now, just quite how
My life and love might still go on
In your heart, in your mind I’ll stay with you for all of time

CHORUS
If I could, then I would
I’ll go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low, I’ll go wherever you will go

If I could turn back time
I’ll go wherever you will go
If I could make you mine
I’ll go wherever you will go
I’ll go wherever you will go

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Good morning, Singapore!

Today i woke up kinda early cos i got a test at 8am
which i’ll probably fail anyway
its a freezing cold morning
lied on my bed thinking of a few things

there are some things that i wanna make myself stop doing
there are some things that i dun wanna gamble
there are some things that i ought to be more careful about

i definitely have to switch back to not revealing too much of myself to others
especially when now i’m recovered

should i? should i? or should i just hiong it?
i need a holiday

I GIVE UP

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
I GIVE UP
went to tmart mac to study
but i dunno why no matter how hard i tried
i couldn’t get anything in my head
i tried to relax a while, play some psp, smoke
then study again - doesn’t work
dunno wats wrong wit me
nothing seems to be going in
i just can’t do it
i tried writing the notes down first
end up i got realli frustrated and very vexed
keep going out to smoke
then i decided to walk around and take photos with everyone



there i tried!
i think i need a study buddy to sit beside me
and watch me study
and it must be someone i will listen to
thats the most difficult part
i dun listen to anyone!

cb la! fail already la, tomolo!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
repeat one semester la
and no, i’m not depressed at all

Someday I’ll fly
Someday I’ll soar

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

FUCK FUCK FUCK
i can’t study!
vexed to the max
i wanna go home
watch family guy, blog and sleep
FUCK

DAY 2 - 后知后觉 我该好好生活

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
DAY 2 - 后知后觉 我该好好生活

Time did not heal me
My old self did
I’m so glad a lot of people came up to me and say
"Eh! 你没事了阿?"
"Thats the old MING we know, man!"
"Welcome back, MING!"
"Good for you!"
But not good for you all, cos very soon, very soon
i will be very irritating and you will wish i was depressed
you’ll miss the emo, quiet, teary-eyed MING sitting one corner
cos he wun be back anymore
too late you din cherish the peace!

Quit smoking soon
Happy 10th Year Anniversary, Marlboro!

Today quite lucky

cos i relac relac at home
scratch backside, watch GUAITAN, blog
then i realise its 1140am and my test is in 20min time
and i’m still at home
worse is i dun intend to cab to school
so i relac relac walk to number 8 bus stop
then i saw Ah Bian talking on the phone
He told me he just recovered from 41.5 degrees dengue fever
hospitalised for 2 days
(see how all the bad things are happening to people around us)
then he told me he cabbing to school
ask me if i need a lift, i said "sure"
On the cab i asked him to show me his girlfriend’s photo
cos i never see before
then he joked "why? scared you tackle the wrong girl?"
i said "siao! i quite scared of girls now already lo"
there was a smirk on his face, and he said
"you know there are 2 types of mentality
1. you think that this girl is the One and wanna settle down - this will kill you!
2. you just steady/player one day, count one day - break up also no sweat!
i guess you’re the first kind?"
i laughed and say "Lian-eh (young man), dun act old with Ah Leong leh!"
he showed me his right wrist, a scar from slicing his wrist some time ago
and said "我是过来人, got evidence one ok?"
then i unbuttoned my shirt and showed him my M
"my evidence like bigger than yours"
He asked "Michelle ar?"
I said "No la, almost did her name on my ribs - almost! but decided not to already."
then Ah Bian (btw his real name is Jia Fu) continued
"You MUST have friends around, cos if you Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday 24/7 also girlfriend. When she leaves you, you really hor-gao-gan! you wanna turn to your friends they also dunno wat happen. So friends are important!"
I nodded, one of the mistake i always make - prioritising.
Then he said when he was in Tampines Secondary, he witness 2 of his friends committed too much in relationships, fell hard, and jumped off the HDB block opposite school. Imagine if now they were still alive, got so much fun in life. Now got PSP leh!
Luckily i never die, if not i cannot Monster Hunt with Rabbit and Matthew. Haha..
Almost did, but will never do it again.
Thanked him for the taxi ride and relac relac walk to Lab 3.

Just nice 1200pm - see its so good to stay near the school
Haha..
Look at the white board, my test password is "Cauliflowergal"
WTF LA! the teacher think she is 十八姑娘一朵花?
I went into a laughing fits
Eh? How come my orange mechanical pencil is here?
I went to buy a new one la!
Quite pek chek, every semester i also have to go buy a new one
and every semester i will buy the same Orange 0.7 pencil
and every semester i will lose it somehow
think will be the last time i buy already
cos i only got one last semester and 82 days left in TP
Went to buy wholemeal ham and cheese sandwich and barley to eat
cos i was starving in the middle of the lesson
I am a MONSTER!
The teacher quite funny, the class thinks she’s irritating.
Look at her 十八姑娘一朵花 pose - 无双!

Ran in the rain to my 293 bus stop home
跑吧,孩子!
Got a very weird thought - i kinda wanna slip and fall down.
Cos like very long never fall down already
forgot how it feels like since a very very long time
Thank you, Lola!
Gonna take a nap, eat, study for MICE test later
Anyone need help, gimme an sms =)
Good night~~
W: later meet 8, i damn sleepy. wanna sleep le.
M: i lying on bed liao.
W: i also. sleep together la.
M: wa lao– see you like to say this kinda thing.
W: cannot meh? at least i brighten up ur life ma.
M: spoil my sense of humour ah!
W: my fault
M: u know i cracked a gay joke, someone said i’m weird. all ur CB fault
W: wat joke? i say ppl laugh one leh. you noob la.
M: go and die la. good night. dun touch my backside hor.
W: :C
Last thing, remember to be nice to your parents today also!
Especially those whose joints will ache on rainy days
Be so sweet they say "Aw, wat a cute little baby. Where’s your mummy?"

Someday I’ll fly
Someday I’ll soar

ATTN: TP Business School Students!

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Hello dear people!
Polling starts today at Cyber Center, every single one of you holds the power and rights to decide who will organise your Business School Events.
Every single vote is important. Please vote wisely. As Captain Planet says: The Power is Yours!

Below are the unsung heroes/candidates:
1) Aunty Huat - long service awardee school janitor who gives her heart and soul into keep our Business School toilet clean and conducive environment to rest and relax. Promised to install sofas in each and every toilet.

2) Aunty Bo Eng - our ever so friendly Cheers! retail outlet cashier. Proposed to give Business School students a special VIP card to get 2cts discount at Cheers! Donates all leftover curry puffs to Sichuan victims.

3) Aunty Chin Ho Chio - drink stall aunty at Bus Park. Vowed to start a campaign to lift the smoking ban in TP. Aimed to be the first Contraband Cigarette dealer in TP as a first step. Screen shot your vote for her, and get a free Mocha on the house.

4) Aunty Taichi Chong - the aunty who plays Taichi every morning 8am at the circular garden beside Bus Park. 6 Gold Medals in Tampines Bo Liao People Taichi Competition. Believes that with great power comes great responsibility. Promises to give all TP students voluntery Taichi lessons during APEL.

5) Uncle Western - the Western Food Stall uncle who passed away. Always remembered in our hearts. Always our hero. Proposed to reduce 7th month Hungry Ghost Festival offerings by 6%, while increasing blessings to all TP Business School students’ family members by 3.2%.

6) Uncle Fatty - our male lab assistant; Man of few words; whose huge ass is forever glued on the chair. Ex-chairman of the TP Fat People society who relentlessly fought a 5-year battle against the "No Food & Drinks in Lab" rule set by the TP Management Team. Currently working on a book about Aerobics for Large People.

7) Uncle Kurpal - unfamiliar to all, he used to work at the prata shop opposite school. Got retrenched and currently serving Business School students inside the sandwich making vending machine. Prepares piping hot, crispy sandwiches with his prata-experienced hands. Decided to run for EXCO this Academic Year to prove to his son in Pakistan that he is a not useless prata-making father. Has a crush on Aunty Taichi Chong.

P/S: All characters, organisations and events mentioned are fiction and not related coincidentally to the reality. Just a lil humour from MING on a beautiful Tuesday morning. No offence to anyone. Please don’t tell my teacher/mother!

All the best for your mid-semester examinations, children!
Study hard! Study smart!
加油!加油!加油!
Don’t get distracted - Focus and Organise
Have a good day and be nice to your parents =)