sometimes i hope life can be much simpler
and things are more straight-forward
sometimes i wish things could go my way
without affecting other ppl
sometimes i wish i could show more joy
sometimes i wish i could show tears
sometimes i wish i remember how to cry
sometimes i wish i had the courage
to step up and talk
sometimes i wish i ain’t so callous
that i have more emotions and passion
sometimes i..
my sister teaches at a sec school near my house. look wat her student wrote about her. hahhah–
i was chatting with my freshies online
when i was reminded of a very unpleasant incident last semester
this bugger saw me with my HTM notes
and borrowed to read
then he turned to his fren and say
"orh– this one very easy one la. i last time CDS got take before."
if its so easy, try to get 10-11pts for O’levels to try our course. and if u dun have enough brains, let me explain to you that your CDS is just a brief intro of wat we are learning in 3 full years.
of cos i didn’t tell him that during that incident, cos if he lose face in frot of his friends, these creatures with lower intellect can’t keep their asses from bouncin’ off the walls.
there’s a hokkien saying - its good if u’re smart; don’t act smart if you’re not smart enough.
i should say i had the most glorious moments with freshies in TP. Of cos there were others like MOHAWKS, COLA, LEPUS, DRAGOS.
first it was TP RAWKS, PURPLE is the best group i must say. they are so bonded and rah rah. and have so much pride in them, though its just a short orientation. till today we still have gatherings and BBQ even though almost half of the group didn’t make it to TP, got into JC or some other polytechnics. some even live near my place.
OPHIX was from FOC/FOW, led by a team of champion GLs, DRAGOS from OTC. FOW quite amaze me cos the referee took most of our water bombs away, we were left with 7 - to fight the final clash with our opponents who have at least 50 undeclared water bombs (i know cos i was sitting behind them). and OPHIX slaughtered them.
yesterday i just came back from HTM orientation, i took 1H13 strength of 10. a few skythias, one from zilra, ophix and kaistor. and at the beginning, one girl even tried to escape the orientation. however, i had a rockin’ time with the class. they were realli on. at the captain balls game, 8 of them (2 wasn’t feeling well) took on almost 50 of them in the muddy field. though their 81 points couldn’t be compared to other 200+ points. they cheered each other on and worked together pretty fine. hence bagged most spirited group.
so wats my point in this post?
1) the freshies this year 07/08 batch may be the most zai batch ever
2) also it means next year, TPSU will get super damn ugly
3) but it also mean, the 08/09 freshies will have a rockin’ time
don’t believe - wait and see!
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I’ll give you £800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she getsto the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story : If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time , you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure
Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity
Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I’ll give each of you just one wish."
Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She’s gone.
Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He’s gone.
"OK, you’re up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven’t got the energy."
"Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They’re packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: BullShit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there,
a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend
(3) And when you’re in deep sh!t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
i’m so upset
but i cannot show the pain
i’m not emo
she’s so hot so melts the butter on my pancakes
some ppl change
some ppl can never change
some things change for the better
some things are better left unchanged
would u prefer breathing in or out?
welcome back jean and pam!
