MING and STRIPEY

ho ho ho..
michi intro-ed me this photo editing thingy
wicked sick

here’s one more..

kenny, the mushroom boy

anyways i’ve kept my promise,

and moved to http://mydemoninyou.blogspot.com/

hope everyone is fine and well =)

was on bus number 12 home
saw this little girl, call Chelsea
she wanna play scissors paper stone wit her dad
one round, the wager is $100/-
the father said “i dun have $100!”
the little girl starts to throw tantrums
the father said “how about $2?”
chelsea cried “i don’t want, i want $100!”
her elder sister sitting in front playing PSP said
“chelsea, $1 can buy sweets already
daddy tell her $1 or nothing!”
she starts to hammer her dad

hahha..
irritatingly cute
(how long have i not used this word?)
irritatingly cute
irritatingly cute

i remember some time ago
i was on the bus
there was this girl
i “satay” her
(rub my finger under her nose)
she would start covering her face
it was really fun
and irritatingly cute
(this was the only time i used this word)
best bus ride ever
hope she’s doing well in school
made some great friends in life
cos life is not an easy journey

i envy em kids

Child’s Heart
Charles’ Heart
any readers know my secret name’s Charles? (besides Tony)
I’m a Child’s Heart
I’m a Peterpan Legacy
I fly…

upon reaching office
boss called to go down for costuming

how fat?

was reading this in my client’s car
then my boss said “how ridiculous? a rat talking to a snake?”
perhaps his kids read National Geographic monthly.

Futuristic Soldier - cool eh?

my new table set-up
addition:
- photo frame
- photographs
- crocodile
- plant
- mirror

15-0 winning streak
for November 28

rich girl’s iphone

ugly lip piercing

ah beng

from hell

nic and kaiwen
O O O OPHIX!

couple?

wat life?

payback time

tasty candy from Genting

la la la..

JAMESY [to the music of Coldplay - Yellow]
Oh what a night
Oh what a night for James
He really is good game
And he was all yellow

Once ice limau
One egg and four kosong
His sister came along
And then he turned yellow

Oh james
Oh yeah you’re skin and bones
Good game
Who ask you go and smoke
Remake
You know you cannot remake
You know you cannot remake..

why do girls like to hide there and scare me?

adventure club?

studying mason

i’m such a pro photographer

meow?

pepperidge farm, anyone?

HUAT AR!
for my first supp paper in my life
(din seem to work)

spongebob squarepants

carnivorous flower biting my head

supper

the one wit the waggily tail

duck brain - nice!

brain eater

jelly lost $30 to imps

to think it should be rather boring for james to eat wit us
imagine ur dad sells oyster omelette, u din tell me
then i bring u eat oyster omelette
how lively?

CHEONG KEE BONELESS BRAISED DUCK
its located behind the old Wen Hua cinema
at Kallang Bahru, Jalan Besar - GO TRY IT!

my baby
how pretty?
i can spot 3 differences, can u?

dagger dagger dagger dagger
(knife knife knife knife)

dear God..
how handsome am i?

mat!

k k k
study and fuck off from TP

wat the pong?
multi-tasking?

cheers to syrup limau

thai nasi goreng mr. prata
not-so-fantastic

lamb chops - indian muslim style
sorry, but taste like mutton char siew

how jian?
they split one prawn and distance it
so the rice look prawn-ful

keema naan

plain naan

lich king?

“i want gravlax!”

miam miam

then again..
one day i’ll buy u home

wat life?
IKEA creates this blow-up dolls fishes

help..

i know pasir ris park has got a lot of these thing-things

she wanna buy this baby blankie

evil evil monkey

dun ever lend books to ur frens
who reads in the bathroom

james posed me in this
wat? wat? wat?

ah beng
huang qiu sheng’s son

“mummy pls keep my kitchen clean -lisa”

dry martini, maybe

james look so cute in this photo
any paedophile interested
drop me an email
to arrange for an interview

life

how cute

how lame?
see the ah neh’s expression (background)

this taxi driver is ali baba racer
see his racing gloves

sambal fried rice for lunch

wilson & mason - forever playing PSP

i’m sleeping at my desk - this is what it looks like
(if u realli think so, u’re crazy)

“Mason! Line 6..”

Our quarters, past dawn..

Lonely streets

walk alone

Wii play

scouting for tankers

lunch wit dad

fear my mighty fritters

steamboat dinner with boss

Wii Pool - Wilson VS Boss

Lil SHPS Dresser

Boss
a good boss finds out wat each staff is good at
and use him/her in that aspect to the fullest
he juz plainly think we are $20/day idiots

Girls who wear low cut
summary - if its called self-confidence
its the wrong kind of confidence
just deceiving signals to guys
who will judge u
from the look of your boobs

for instance, athenewins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNm2Q14Yz1M
i swear throughout the entire video
i din even see her face or
listen to wat she was saying
wats the message of the video?

is it boobs? wank? sex?
get the message?
naturally it activates a certain trigger
inside a man
that tells us we should be extra nice/polite
cos she’s “bone-material”

readers must be thinking
“wa– this MING damn shallow”
with that, you either dun understand man
if you are a man, you dun understand how your body works
or you are in denial

come on
a woman can earn a man’s respect and adoration
through many other ways
such as a cute personality
or an intellectual talk

don’t you wana be
“the smart girl i like”
instead of
“the busty girl i wanna bone”
don’t attract a man wit a wrong bait
or you’ll end up wit
men who only wants to have sex wit u

lunch wit my old man

durian puff

this is the kiddy sketch i was talking about

breakfast at mason’s

tripleD uncle teaching mason how to use his new GCFN
while waiting for our rotary lights

fucker like to steal my food

SpecHolga Boys

testing the rotary lights

back to office

deepest condolences to doreen
cleaning toilets at SICC
who doesn’t have her own desk
bullied by her colleagues
always sexually harassed by her bangla supervisor etc

wilson sits at my desk and “hello doreeeen”
mason “she like one bunny with boobs”


wilson ask me why i never put jelly picture on my desk
siao! put already how to concentrate on my work?

a very ill jelly and leon
studying below my block
when i get back from work at 1030pm

hmmm.. haven played Wii for a long long time =(